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Your name is ERNEST, but most humans know you as the SPLENDORMAN.

You are a SLENDERMAN, although unlike most others of your kind you do not STALK OR PREY UPON HUMANS unless they happen to be WORTHLESS ASSHOLES, in which case you take great pleasure in SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM, and then murdering them.

Your BLOG consists of ROLE PLAYING, answers to QUESTIONS, pictures of FLOWERS and SHOES, and sometimes even SHOES WITH FLOWERS ON THEM, as well as other RANDOM SHIT your mod feels like posting. It is SAFE FOR WORK, due primarily to the fact that you are HOMOSEXUAL, and the aforementioned mod can't draw DICKS, nor has he any particular DESIRE TO LEARN HOW.
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Beth brightened up a little, looking down in a daze”Well…I like to look around…Observe everything…Being so small to the world means there’s a lot for me to explore…Annie thinks it’s a silly idea…” She snapped out of her short daze “I’m sorry…Am I boring you…?”

“Well, tell Annie she’s missing out quite a bit.  Nature can really be quite fascinating.  And you’re not boring me, not in the least.  It’s been a long time since I’ve met someone like you.”

In truth, the girl reminded him eerily of himself.  He wondered if she had the same problem he had, and that made him wonder if he was really doing the right thing by talking to her at all.

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Beth stopped walking “…I don’t know exactly what I like to do for fun…” she sighed “…I can’t always have fun…So I never really picked out my favorite things to do…”

Splendor stopped and scratched his head, looking down at Beth.  He supposed he hadn’t had a lot of time for fun as a child, either… but this girl had said her father and sister weren’t always around.  ”Well, what do you do with your free time?  When you don’t have anything else to do?”

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She nodded “Yes…They were human children…I would ask if they wanted to play with my bunnies…They would agree…But then after we started to play…They would run away…” she frowned and sniffled a bit.

Splendor found himself shortening his strides so Beth could keep up, and he realized he really didn’t know anything at all about children.  He tried to remember how he had acted as a child—what he had done around humans and such.  When he was Beth’s age, he had been more interested in studying them than playing with them.

“That is rather disappointing… I’d offer myself as a playmate, but I have a feeling we probably don’t do the same things for fun, hm?  What do you like to do for fun?”

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“Well…” She stopped and thought for a moment “I ask them to play with me! But…When we start playing…They don’t want to play with me anymore…” She frowned “I think I’m doing it wrong…”

“Humans are a lot smaller than slendermen… are you sure you were talking to children?”  As a boy, Splendor had made the mistake more than once of thinking a full-grown human was a child, as he was used to adults being upwards of nine feet tall.  ”Human children are like… this big.”  He held his hands up in front of his face, one a few feet higher than the other.

askjackslendy asked: Ernest? I was entertaining the thought- Would you like to visit Slenda and I; See the baby?

Oh!  I—I would be delighted.

Anonymous asked: You're posting some creepier stuff. Something wrong Splendor?

There is nothing wrong with me.

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